Contact


Well I used to have a proper contact form on this page but it has apparently stopped working a number of years ago. Might as well honestly, because I have lost access to its email account and from what I remember there was at least a dozen times that it was used and every single time it was the shittiest movie recommendations imaginable.
Anyway, the comments on this page have been enabled and I look forward to receving upwards of a dozen more shitty suggestions in the following number of years.

Well the comments have been technically enabled but I don't see any difference? Oh well. These things happen sometimes. Why do you want to contact me anyway? If you want to suggest a movie, based on past experience there is a 100% chance that it'll be a shitty suggestion. Or maybe you want to tell me I'm wrong for including or not including a movie, in which case we're back looking at the same outcome. Maybe we should keep our relationship at somewhat of a distance, that way we'll both be better off. It isn't you, it's me.

No, wait, I just changed my mind. What the fuck is this stream of consciousness drivel I'm shitting onto this webpage? I don't wanna put my email here because it will likely be spammed to hell, and I completely and utterly cannot be bothered to set up a new contact form so you can DM me on Steam it's where all the cool people hang at these times.